Da1nOnLyAsSy's Xanga

Friday, December 26, 2003

Fri, 26 Dec 2003 23:01:13 GMT

wHoa...am GetiN 2 LazY 4Xanga

so EverYthIng is gEwd...Jim Is GewD..

Me n JUsTin Seem To Get ClosEr n CLosEr everYday ...

I goT mY PhoNe...Got A Camm...as U Can c Da PiC...GoT MonEy..cHillIn TomoRroW wit JusTin N jIm los Tres Moketeroz loL Well Am out EvEry1...4 a while 2...Ill jus post picz ya no...i hope everyone has a happy new yr mwaz1

Con mucho amor

~* AsSy *~

Sunday, December 21, 2003

Sun, 21 Dec 2003 03:19:47 GMT

DiMelo LOcoZ....

Wellz datz me n Jim ahhh i look madd faaaatt accodrin to justim am a stupid fat hobbit lol is all gewd tho ....

Today we went to Clearance city madd funn...saw my nephew TiTi...was wallin out wit justin on da train as usual u no how dat goes.....i bought madd giftz yo....lol i almost had an orgasim...

I came home den jim came ova wit Wymik n Simon...Jim got me sumthin...n i had to hide it frum my momz n shyt...n now shez like fukin huntin it down lol ...

Well were watchin madd tv n justin'z ass is ova my shoulder readin dis...tsk tsk ..Jennifer is in ny yea she came to see ME... okie n her family 2...but more me!!! lol

But am out mwaz 1 shyyyyt

Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Tue, 16 Dec 2003 23:10:19 GMT

ETeRNaLSnAKe [6:45 AM]: wow
ETeRNaLSnAKe [6:45 AM]: im watchin a tour of saddam's hole
ETeRNaLSnAKe [6:45 AM]: it was madd small!
MaMiTaNChuLa718 [6:45 AM]: lmfao
MaMiTaNChuLa718 [6:45 AM]: OMFG
ETeRNaLSnAKe [6:46 AM]: a person couls barely fit in there
ETeRNaLSnAKe [6:46 AM]: could*
MaMiTaNChuLa718 [6:46 AM]: omg....lol REALLY
MaMiTaNChuLa718 [6:46 AM]: u think ull fit?
ETeRNaLSnAKe [6:46 AM]: yea
ETeRNaLSnAKe [6:46 AM]: i could
ETeRNaLSnAKe [6:46 AM]: i know that
ETeRNaLSnAKe [6:46 AM]: lol
MaMiTaNChuLa718 [6:46 AM]: whoooa ur a freaky one huh...

I really dun think he got it...well wutz up wit all da colorz?....i dun no...xangaz bein a lil weird...

Were doin secret santa ..thnk god my ass is broke ..lol but dun worry am still gettin giftz 4 mah NUmBa 1 HoEz...

I left madd early i had sum fukin horrible "elmo kickz" dun ask...lol but ya dat sucked...Jorge walked me home...no one was home den i walked 2my bro'z house i pee'd den went bak downstairz n chilled wit Damariz

Am Goin Shoppin wit "Justin" on sat...CLEARANCE!!! lol

Ive noticed dat everyone is doin like a wish list n shyt...so ima do one 2 ....

I dun wan anythin

okie so how was dat? lol well yea itz tru i dun wan anythin...Justin got me wut i wanted

Guess who ima chill wit tomorow...my christmas gift lol i mean Jim..yeaaapz i miss him!! ay dito ...even tho he came to my house on sat n stayed hurr till 12:30 but u no how dat goes....letz c if we chill again dis weekend

Well ima go cuz i got like 56 IMz right now ( ob. am away ...lol) so ima check who da genius is dis time

~*AsSY*~

Saturday, December 06, 2003

Sat, 06 Dec 2003 13:29:08 GMT

DiMeLo MeKeTeRfEz!!!

OMG daltin or sumone brough a weave 2 skewl lol n we threw it arond n i still go bitz of it in mah mouth

FuKin Snow! datz all ima say lol i gotta tell mah journey frum skewl to home

After Gym i go pick up Raul n shyt..n we stay n wait 4 sum pplz n shyt ..den me n raul busted our ass'z we dun no how but we fell in da middle of da hall...ralphy was laffin so hard i thougth he was gunna die..

WEll were walkin out out da buildin singin holiday inn...u no doin da dance jenny made up..( da rubbin of da nipplez") lol n we get to da stairz of da entrance of da skewl n i fell down da stairz!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!omg!! i turned red yo..i hit da first step n mah asss bounced off 3 more..

So itz like 11 of us..Raul,Jenny,Leo,Geogre,Paola,Catherine,nick,sum kid lol i cant remember his name n 3oda gurlz whose name i cant spell so am not guna try it ...but ya were havin DA BIGGEST SNOW BALL FITE!!n den sumone told raul duurr were no buss'z n shyt ...ya fuk..dat da same shyt i thought ...so we start walkin to nothern...

We begg pplz 4 a ride!....geogre like jumped on da bakof sum car like 5 timez lol ...we saw Mrs. G n mr Marwah we begggd dem 4 a ride n they r like no...so we keep walkin n we go into dis deli n shyt n dey kicked us out...but of course shyt was stolen...shutup we had a long way to go lol ...we kept walkin ...n singin...n dancin....omg so funny...yo everyone fell at least 20 timez am serious lol

We get to sum Buss stop n am like shyt were gunna freeze n derr like omg body heat!! n we all huggin n were jumpin up n down n shyt singin hot in hurr..n den da colombianz aka like 5 of us lol r jumpin up n down screamin Perico .sumthin ...colombia se respeta!....n den since am a mutt lol i was wit da peplz frum dr n were gnna up n down yellin...Yuca MoFonGo...coño!! men tengo hambre!! lol

Cathy callz her dad 2 see if he can give us a ride...nwe go into micky d'z .play in da play ground dat was funn den we go out n shyt seein if we can get to ms be4 5:20 lol but den geogre n 3 oda pplz left...n den we start walkin n shyt holdin each oda lol omg so funny den we see a fukin buss!!! n geogr n everyone else ...n i no we were thinkin ...we jus ran in da middle of da street n we almost got hi by maddddd carrz n shyt ...n we got on da buss n we were like thnkin god...4 a min omg i was dyyyin

So we all sit nda bak start singin again n dancin...we took picz...den we gott off...n my ass got home at 6...lol i got ut at 3:30 dam ...but i had maddddd funn ima do dat sht again

Today justin is comin ova...n ima meet JIm n shyt....i saw sum picz of date omfg so sexy yo i thought i was gunna die..lol but am out ima go clean mah room be4 these pplz get hurr mwaz1

~*Da Infamouz Assy*~

Friday, December 05, 2003

Fri, 05 Dec 2003 00:02:12 GMT

UpDaTe Coño!!!

MmMm...am single lol ..jea jea..

I found out mah ass got asthma lol...n i gotta go get sum testz dun 4 mah heart n shyt w.e still gota smile on

Dyed mah hurr..it was supose to be burgendy...first it was red...den it changed to blue...green...purple..n now itz jus jet blk lol hey it happenz...

Mah Hoe B is comin tomorrow...woooo

Chillin wit Justin,K.A..aka turtle...( he lookz like a turtle to me) n sum guy jim on saturday!!...letz c how dat werkz out

HugGz n kiSz to Polina i miss u!! n to everyone else thnkz 4 da propz...54 datz wutz up lol...

Ima get sum picz up of me n mah hoe in bayside ya i already got hoez ova derrrr lol but am out mwaz1

~* Da Infamouz Assy aka mooshu kuri aka AKA ...Aka CoMe CueLO *~

dun ask lol long story

Saturday, November 08, 2003

Sat, 08 Nov 2003 04:51:44 GMT

DO YOU PPLZ SEE MAH HUBBY!!!!...I LOVE YOU SNOOP!!!! :::::LICK LICK:::::::

<3<3<3<3<3 LOL okie am dun....

Thnk u justin....thnk u B

IghT buenO everyone does dis shyt so"

MOod: pretty happy

RocKn: Ronaldz white tee lol ....mah blk sweatz...

HaiRstyLe: Moño...<~~B' scrunchie....eww am a bum i be takin ppplz shyt yo lol

Dimelo ComO taMo ?....

Wells dis is alil update ..

" Am prEgNant!!!! " ight...no am not lol long story from aptz to incenst ...los primoz no se primen B...lol

B'z man is comin on sat heeheee...i feel bad 4 him he has to meet our family lol dat poor man...

Skewl is fun u no...is still skewl tho...

William n I arE gOiN out....MmMm-HmMm...diablo ete muchacho ta bueno..ay dioz... ::lick Lick::: " lmao" justin knowz wa a talkin about...

NO DRAMA AT ALL!!!...life is perfect

oooh new pic new pic!!! lol ight not new...sort of frum june bt w.e...fuk u...lol

PEro Am here no ay nah ma que decir...me fui...

~*AsSy*~

Saturday, November 01, 2003

Sat, 01 Nov 2003 04:58:06 GMT

Mood: Couldnt be happier.... !!!!

Well i hope everyone had a gewd halloween i no i did...

Well i went to Jenny'z confirmation...we sis'z now lol long story but i saw RoRo,Blas,Lorenzo,Karen,Yevtte madd pplz...they was lookin sooo cute i was so proud of dem lol

After da confirmtion..we went to outbak steakhouse...dat shyt is nasty lol ima stick to fridayz n applebeez ...everyone got da runz dat shyt was funnnny ...we almost died in da car...like 5 timez lol sat wit jackie,jenny daisy n shyt we was madd loud tell me why we had da windowz up n pplz outside was lookin at out cuz they was hearin our whole convo..lol

Well i jus got off da phone wit JonatHan ..mmmm hmmm heehee anywho ..tomorrow i dun no wa ima do...life is goin pretty gewd...but u no derz alwayz ONE person who has ta kill it...yep well dis ONE person is startn to get on mah nervez n wut not ...but ehh u cant do much u no ...

Derz no skewl on Tuesday ...thnk goosenezz...n i got planz 2 ....blu blu blu lol yeeep ima chill wit Jonathan ...so i no ima have fun...pero yo me voy...dun got nothin else 2 say....mwaz love u all

And am still single...1month n sum shyt lol told u icould pull it off coño

~* Assy*~

Monday, October 13, 2003

Mon, 13 Oct 2003 13:58:42 GMT

DiMeLo Mi HeNtE...

well i of course have been up to no gewd...heeheee....nah iv been havin madd fun:

Friday : I didnt go to skewl i chilled wit MaH SusU!!! lol ya da infamous asuquo ...it was madd fun tho ...he would get near me in mainstrt n i would sart screamin..n would be like noo fuk u idun wanna be wt u anymore n shyt n he would grab me n i would start screamin like a lil bitch n hez like dun make me fuk u up again...tell me why asuquo almost got fuked up by a couple of pplz lol..we went to bowne park chilled wit VICTOR!!! ahh lol n issas ...mark...my baby alan!!!..lol...biran nichole...n sm oda pplz ..i met dis guy named William ...pretty kewl...we was on da swing jumpin off it....it was so funny...but den ASUQUO BIT MAH EAR!!!...ehh...

Saturday: Da babyshower dat shyt was HILARIOUS!!!! oh mah goosenezz ...of course david got drunk.....oh man ...n he started dancin....so u no da rest of a story.....

But guess who i spoke to dat nite!!! I spoke 2 Oscar yep i havent spoken to him since...august ...n i missed him sooo much ...but u no me..i get madd emotional so ya i cried 4 tha 2 hrz we spoke lol n hopefully we'll be able to meet up soon..u no talk about da gewd ol dayz ..jus catch up on stuff...

Sunday : Yesterday was fukin crzy i went to jennifer'z house ...chilled wit Jeffrey n Daisy....i saw IRVING!! ya i c him every day tho...met jackie'z man ...met sum oda pplz...n u no me...4eva wilin out ..so i got on top of a car rite n i was layin on da roof n i was doin sum Shakira shyt like rollin on da roof..n i as singn "Like a Virgin" ..dat had to be da stupidest shyt eva ..n ur prob sayin wutz da point of da story ...well den i rolled off da car n landed in da middle of da strt lol

And todayz monday...im goin to da moviez wit sum pplz...i dun no wut we gunna c ...but of course i got mah wayz so i dun have 2 pay lol well me voy ...mwaz love u all uno

~*AsSy*~

Sunday, October 05, 2003

Sun, 05 Oct 2003 02:14:57 GMT

I dun no who wrote dat last entry lol....

ANyway im here chiilliiin talkin 2 Trini yeep today was madddddd funnnnn asuquo came by n u no we was willin out like derr was no tomorrow ...he tripped me n mah ass still hurtz but dat aint da point..lol he met my mom n she lovez him....yep who doesnt!

Ronald n Luis passed by on friday i havent seen either of dem in a while...hmm xcept 4 ronald who saw me tryin on my sweater...STALKER lol nah i love u..but we had madd fun we wrote our namez on an "unused panty liner" yes n da date ...lol luis was gettin drunk ...we blew up a condom n ronald popped it lol ..it was an interestin day

Tomorrow im headin out 2 bk ...yepz ima go to B'z crib n all...i get to c mah cuz willy ...havent seen him in a while ..n i got a new coat is madd cutee lol i love it ...but yo is been brik lately wtf lol but is ight i like dis type of weather ...rite now im listenin to thoing thionga by r kelly...w.e anyone says i find dat man to be extremely sexxi lol ...tall dark n blessed...i mean...handsome lol

Pero anywho Im out so mwaz 1 ...n everyone use ur day off wisely...yes yes dun waste ur MOndayz .....1 love u all ...

WEll i wont write 4 a while cuz im lazy like dat...so xanga suck mah chocha...

~*Assy*~

Tuesday, September 30, 2003

Tue, 30 Sep 2003 23:31:10 GMT

no hEllloOO!! this isn't assy :o) nope...shes tied up...in A CORNER...and shes hungry!!! just like in her id card Picture!!! mwhaha ...actually im on the phone wit her...shes so lazy...ehh..okay aaron whoooo ewww no more !! lol ....okie i changed this!! ASSY CANT STAY FUcKIN SINGLE!!!!! LMAO!!!!STOP ITTTT!!!!!! yoooo esta fuckin chick!!!! heehee!! i love her tho....she got bad taste in guys ....they cute but omg shes going tokill me !! anyway yes she doesnt know im doing this!!

shes in 4 a surprise ...okay but leave my buddy some comments byeeeeee!!! weee!!!

~*DaInFamOuzCuelItoCagAoH!!!*~