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Country: Dominican Republic
Birthday: 8/15/1988
Gender: Female


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Member Since: 3/6/2003

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Friday, December 26, 2003

wHoa...am GetiN 2 LazY 4Xanga

 so EverYthIng is gEwd...Jim Is GewD..

  Me n JUsTin Seem To Get ClosEr n CLosEr everYday ...

   I goT mY PhoNe...Got A Camm...as U Can c Da PiC...GoT MonEy..cHillIn TomoRroW wit JusTin N jIm los Tres Moketeroz loL Well Am out EvEry1...4 a while 2...Ill jus post picz ya no...i hope everyone has a happy new yr mwaz1

                               Con mucho amor

                         ~* AsSy *~


Saturday, December 20, 2003

    DiMelo LOcoZ....

      Wellz datz me n Jim    ahhh i look madd faaaatt accodrin to justim am a stupid fat hobbit lol is all gewd tho ....

   Today we went to Clearance city madd funn...saw my nephew TiTi...was wallin out wit justin on da train as usual u no how dat goes.....i bought madd giftz yo....lol i almost had an orgasim...

  I came home den jim came ova wit Wymik n Simon...Jim got me sumthin...n i had to hide it frum my momz n shyt...n now shez like fukin huntin it down lol ...

    Well were watchin madd tv n justin'z ass is ova my shoulder readin dis...tsk tsk ..Jennifer is in ny yea she came to see ME... okie n her family 2...but more me!!! lol

    But am out mwaz 1 shyyyyt


Tuesday, December 16, 2003

ETeRNaLSnAKe [6:45 AM]:  wow
ETeRNaLSnAKe [6:45 AM]:  im watchin a tour of saddam's hole
ETeRNaLSnAKe [6:45 AM]:  it was madd small!
MaMiTaNChuLa718 [6:45 AM]:  lmfao
MaMiTaNChuLa718 [6:45 AM]:  OMFG
ETeRNaLSnAKe [6:46 AM]:  a person couls barely fit in there
ETeRNaLSnAKe [6:46 AM]:  could*
MaMiTaNChuLa718 [6:46 AM]:  omg....lol REALLY
MaMiTaNChuLa718 [6:46 AM]:  u think ull fit?
ETeRNaLSnAKe [6:46 AM]:  yea
ETeRNaLSnAKe [6:46 AM]:  i could
ETeRNaLSnAKe [6:46 AM]:  i know that
ETeRNaLSnAKe [6:46 AM]:  lol
MaMiTaNChuLa718 [6:46 AM]:  whoooa ur a freaky one huh...

   I really dun think he got it...well wutz up wit all da colorz?....i dun no...xangaz bein a lil weird...

  Were doin secret santa ..thnk god my ass is broke ..lol but dun worry am still gettin giftz 4 mah NUmBa 1 HoEz...

   I left madd early i had sum fukin horrible "elmo kickz" dun ask...lol but ya dat sucked...Jorge walked me home...no one was home den i walked 2my bro'z house i pee'd den went bak downstairz n chilled wit Damariz

   Am Goin Shoppin wit "Justin" on sat...CLEARANCE!!! lol

  Ive noticed dat everyone is doin like a wish list n shyt...so ima do one 2 ....

I dun wan anythin

  okie so how was dat? lol well yea itz tru i dun wan anythin...Justin got me wut i wanted

  Guess who ima chill wit tomorow...my christmas gift lol i mean Jim..yeaaapz i miss him!! ay dito ...even tho he came to my house on sat n stayed hurr till 12:30 but u no how dat goes....letz c if we chill again dis weekend

   Well ima go cuz i got like 56 IMz right now ( ob. am away ...lol) so ima check who da genius is dis time

                       ~*AsSY*~         


Saturday, December 06, 2003

DiMeLo MeKeTeRfEz!!!

OMG daltin or sumone brough a weave 2 skewl lol n we threw it arond n i still go bitz of it in mah mouth

    FuKin Snow! datz all ima say lol i gotta tell mah journey frum skewl to home

  After Gym i go pick up Raul n shyt..n we stay n wait 4 sum pplz n shyt ..den me n raul busted our ass'z we dun no how but we fell in da middle of da hall...ralphy was laffin so hard i thougth he was gunna die..

  WEll were walkin out out da buildin singin holiday inn...u no doin da dance jenny made up..( da rubbin of da nipplez") lol n we get to da stairz of da entrance of da skewl n i fell down da stairz!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!omg!! i turned red yo..i hit da first step n mah asss bounced off 3 more..

   So itz like 11 of us..Raul,Jenny,Leo,Geogre,Paola,Catherine,nick,sum kid lol i cant remember his name n  3oda gurlz whose name i cant spell so am not guna try it ...but ya were havin DA BIGGEST SNOW BALL FITE!!n den sumone told raul duurr were no buss'z n shyt ...ya fuk..dat da same shyt i thought ...so we start walkin to nothern...

   We begg pplz 4 a ride!....geogre like jumped on da bakof sum car like 5 timez lol ...we saw Mrs. G n mr Marwah we begggd dem 4 a ride n they r like no...so we keep walkin n we go into dis deli n shyt n dey kicked us out...but of course shyt was stolen...shutup we had a long way to go lol ...we kept walkin ...n singin...n dancin....omg so funny...yo everyone fell at least 20 timez am serious lol

  We get to sum Buss stop n am like shyt were gunna freeze n derr like omg body heat!! n we all huggin n were jumpin up n down n shyt singin hot in hurr..n den da colombianz aka like 5 of us lol r jumpin up n down screamin Perico .sumthin ...colombia se respeta!....n den since am a mutt lol i was wit da peplz frum dr n were gnna up n down yellin...Yuca MoFonGo...coño!! men tengo hambre!! lol

   Cathy callz her dad 2 see if he can give us a ride...nwe go into micky d'z .play in da play ground dat was funn den we go out n shyt seein if we can get to ms be4 5:20 lol but den geogre n 3 oda pplz left...n den we start walkin n shyt holdin each oda lol omg so funny den we see a fukin buss!!! n geogr n everyone else ...n i no we were thinkin ...we jus ran in da middle of da street n we almost got hi by maddddd carrz n shyt ...n we got on da buss n we were like thnkin god...4 a min omg i was dyyyin

  So we all sit nda bak  start singin again n dancin...we took picz...den we gott off...n my ass got home at 6...lol i got ut at 3:30 dam ...but i had maddddd funn ima do dat sht again

  Today justin is comin ova...n ima meet JIm n shyt....i saw sum picz of date omfg so sexy yo i thought i was gunna die..lol but am out ima go clean mah room be4 these pplz get hurr mwaz1

                    ~*Da Infamouz Assy*~


Thursday, December 04, 2003

UpDaTe Coño!!!

MmMm...am single lol ..jea jea..

I found out mah ass got asthma lol...n i gotta go get sum testz dun 4 mah heart n shyt w.e still gota smile on

Dyed mah hurr..it was supose to be burgendy...first it was red...den it changed to blue...green...purple..n now itz jus jet blk lol hey it happenz...

Mah Hoe B is comin tomorrow...woooo

Chillin wit Justin,K.A..aka turtle...( he lookz like a turtle to me) n sum guy jim on saturday!!...letz c how dat werkz out

HugGz n kiSz to Polina i miss u!! n to everyone else thnkz 4 da propz...54 datz wutz up lol...

Ima get sum picz up of me n mah hoe in bayside ya i already got hoez ova derrrr lol but am out mwaz1

         ~* Da Infamouz Assy aka mooshu kuri aka AKA ...Aka CoMe CueLO *~

dun ask lol long story



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